El Jefe y Anna V

El Jefe y Anna V

I decided to start watching “V” and I’m so happy to see Firefly’s Morena Baccarin reprise her role as “diplomatic hottie from space”, but there’s something about her complexion, visible nostrils, and lip curls that really reminds me of Jeff Goldblum. So here they are, juxtaposed. The funny thing about sketching with a Wacom on a 2005 eMac is that you can’t see your sketch lines or hatch marks in Photoshop for about 2 seconds after you make them. So you’re sketching by feel. It’s a fun warm up!

Monolith

Monoliths

Three Stooges

Three Stooges

Webcams are for staring at yourself, right? Second one is my Mr. Horse.
The one on  the right turned out kinda milquetoast / “blue steel”. Whoops!

Monkey!

Ground Control
Airport time combined with Christmas excitement caused adolescent subversion upon boarding pass. Christmas was amazing. I received an AeroPress and recorded this short demonstration to explain to my dad just what the heck it does.


I also received a Fisheye One lomo camera from Jinah and took this picture of Big Kitty sunbathing. The simplicity of point and shoot with zero settings is mindblowingly refreshing.

Sunbathing

Then we decided to have a last-minute New Years Eve party, and I stayed up until 5am whipping up this quick flyer.

Notice my pompadour and her BumpIt.

Notice my pompadour and her BumpIt.

Happy 2010, y’all!

Collegiate Neuticles

Hey, that's my cat!

Hey, that's my cat!


For the longest time, I’ve wanted one of those faux-bourgeois salty boardroom illustrations of me and my big cat. With a loose photo reference taken in the bathroom of me in a jacket, I went nuts on the Wacom (which I never use). Time to go thrifting for a gaudy gold frame! The source is poster-sized.

Accentuate the positive

Earlier today I found an ancient, undeveloped roll of film in an old box among frames, monkey beads, and Cowboy Bebop figurines. Thinking that the last time I used film was around 2003, I called around to see who still developed film. Turns out the CVS up the street has a 1-hour photo. I returned an hour later to find the film was blank. “We’re sorry, this roll appears to be blank. No charge!”

Once outside, I ripped open the package spooled the film into the sunlight. There were some faint artifacts on these negatives! Having no film scanner and no desire to spend any money, I knew that if I properly back-lit these, I could take a macro photo of them with my digital camera and play with the levels in Photoshop. Oddly enough, I found some success.

capture process

I cut up some cardboard to block out the light, made a place to align the negatives, and used part of a plastic Target bag as a light diffuser. I placed the whole thing over an up-turned desk lamp and used the digital macro mode on my Canon PowerShot SD1100IS to take photos at 80 ISO.

It turns out these photos were over 15 years old! These are from the inside of my suburban Indiana house growing up. I have no idea why I took these, or who the little girl is. Creepy!

Girl on a bus

Girl on a bus

Kitchen window, crazy curtains

Kitchen window, crazy curtains

Jenn-Air grill

Jenn-Air grill

The moral of the story is that you can definitely capture and invert color negatives at home with materials you already have! The bubbly artifacts are from the stretched piece of white Target bag I’m using to diffuse the light bulb in my lamp. I really had to get creative with the color levels for things to show up properly. My process was to invert the negative, then take each color channel and compress the levels and match the peak, then compress the whole RGB composite sliders. Creepy youth extraction!

bobtimus

megatron, come on down!

megatron, come on down!


I’ve been feeling wacky. I think this captures the summer spirit.

robo

terror in the bay

terror in the bay


.10 ink and pencil in a moleskine gifted by James.

tim

tim waxes to a client

tim waxes to a client

5 min. sketch while sitting in on a client conference call.  Half-chewed red pen on Corporate Express graph paper.